I just enabled Genius on my laptop…
Because I remember how shitty textbook prices were in college, here are some other options for my followers.
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i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school
How can I teach my chickens to sing???
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
You find Rose in the kitchen, eating a sandwich and reading a book.
"You’re eating a sandwich for breakfast?" You ask as you brush past her on the way to the pantry. Your voice is still gruff from sleep. You never feel fully awake until you’ve eaten.
"It’s twelve-thirty in the afternoon." She says and you glance over to see her staring at you with one delicate eyebrow raised over the edge of her book.
You make some kind of grunting noise and shrug your shoulders, pulling a box of lucky charms out of the pantry. “Like I said, breakfast.” - Silence is Golden
This is so me.